The monthly Churros con Chocolate tea dance at Sala Apolo is what the local homos would call muy petarda, in the sense of being slightly bonkers and completely OTT. If you think of nutty trannies and a celebration of most things kitsch and vulgar, then you aren’t far off. It will disappoint gym bunnies reminiscing about Sylvie’s legendary shirts-off, hands-in-the-air parties held at the same venue, but for anybody who just wants to have some fun with the locals at a very loca party, this is the place to be. Hot boys, skinny boys, fuglies, anything goes. While entry is free, drinks prices in the bar are hiked to compensate. You may want to down a few cheap ones to get in the mood before, then plan on making your arrival around 19-19:30 when things are getting busy yet entry is still smooth sailing.