Oh stop groaning!
It’s time to bring out every glittery item in your wardrobe; Eurovision 2016 has arrived, and with a week of semi-finals leading up to the final on Saturday 14th May it’s a chance to get sozzled, listen to some truly terrible music and appreciate the diverse talents of our neighbouring countries. (And Australia. Australia is invited once again this year.)
A Eurovision watched alone is not a Eurovision truly enjoyed so get youselves down to the pub and help cheer and jeer the struggling crooners and screechers all fighting to the top.
We'll have a wonderful international feast, continental beers on offer, shots and glamour. You wear what you want to support the country you want.