Vault (139)

Really good, well-attended venue on Mondays and Thursdays with attentive, hard-working staff. Highly recommended — except for the DJ, who plays nothing but bog-standard music you hear everywhere else.

Very omg buzy Monday nkd night I couldn't move.. The temperature from the sheer amount crowed into that tiny space was emence.. usually you can walk around the whole thing within 1 minute it was taking me this evening 10 minutes! I because I could not move for naked bodies.. Had to leave I wasted my money because I was just overwhelmed by the sheer amount of men push and shoving.. Usually my go to in London but I can't go if I won't be able to move around freely. the bar was over capacity that's a shame.. For a naked night I need a little quarter inch of personal space it's not much to ask I want to move around without being pushed and shoved not only that but people couldn't even see me to appreciate me which was even more annoying .. This is more of an observation an complaint 🫦

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An interesting and quite bold place, definitely worth visiting at least once—especially if you enjoy a more open and adventurous party atmosphere. The vibe is unique, and the nights can be quite intense and full of energy. A big plus for the staff—they are very friendly, helpful, and welcoming, which makes the experience more comfortable. It’s also worth noting that most visitors seem to be 30+, so the crowd feels more mature rather than student-like. Unfortunately, the cleanliness could definitely be improved, and that’s the main reason for the lower rating. For a venue like this, hygiene standards should be higher. Overall: an intriguing and daring place with potential, but it needs some improvement.

I like naked nights and all, staff friendly, constsnt clean, egaliterian place, nice to meet,chat at bar on break from gh action...check out google/webste, discount for members.

I have 1 question 1 pm u guys are open if u like to come lik 16.00 and stay there till 1am how much will that cost I never been to this place and I lik to visit

Love this place free drink on entrance free clockroom staff are amazing and friendly and yea all good