Fiesta Jolie

Literally says it’s open right now on Google (and everywhere else) as I’m typing this but I’m standing in front of the closed doors. Bullcrap place — don’t bother.

I'm never going back there again and that says it all.

It's always the same (terrible) music. Anyone can be a DJ there, just put on YouTube or Spotify and that's it, haha. They play some electronic music and the next song is a quartet, for example (completely unrelated)... Honestly, the decline of that place is astounding (well, if it was ever good, which I don't know). Lots of security and searches at the entrance, but you go in and you find one person more tacky than the next. It's unbelievable, a gay capital like Buenos Aires and there isn't a single good entrepreneur who stands out for a decent place, whether it's a club, a sauna, or a dark club; they're all bad, and they're not exactly cheap either. They pocket all the money without making the slightest investment.

What a dump, so low-class. A total disappointment. I went back today after so long, and it's nothing like the parties I used to have a year ago. It's full of kids who do nothing but fight over guys. The music is awful, and the "karaoke" is even worse. What used to be a place to go dancing has turned into a bizarre dive, like most gay clubs. Without a doubt, I WOULD NEVER GO BACK.

Hang in there, place!

Horrible! Tourists, don't even set foot in this place. It's the worst in Buenos Aires. You've been warned!

We arrived in Buenos Aires as tourists and decided to go to this place… November 19th. Right at the entrance, security and everyone else greeted us in a very unpleasant manner. Once inside, they patted us down all over to check us, which already gave us a clue about the place. It was clear the music was Miranda!-themed, but the rest of the music was truly awful. In the bathroom, another unpleasant guy asked for a tip, and then you go in and there's an extra-large turd in the toilet, haha. The bar was ridiculously expensive; you're basically paying 90% for ice… We decided to flee. As we were leaving, they stopped us to search and pat us down again and demanded we show them our cell phones and unlock them (I assumed it's because they steal a lot inside), clearly demonstrating the level of service and the kind of people who frequent this dive.