The Blue Whale

Tuna tartare

The bartender swore up and down he sold me a double vodka mixer at tea. It didn't even taste like a single. "You only need one drink," he said. All to the tune of $60. Can you say ripoff? No wonder the crowd at tea is light.

The music is so loud now, I have to scream to flirt. Please - less decibels

Fun place for tea every day of summer

Great margarita while we wait for the water taxi!

Depends on who you are and what you expect. Nearly everyone there appeared to be gay men in their 20s and 30s, and they almost all fulfilled the cliches you may have about them. I came there dressed as a woman and had hoped for the people there being ok with that (not gay though). While most didn’t care, some others made really nasty comments. I’m sure the same guys wouldn’t appreciate such comments about them in a bar primarily visited by straight people.

How the heck do you get hold of someone there? Every phone in every place is locked into the same account, and not one single person picks up a phone or calls you back. That is one effed up system of deflection. This is why I don't spend money anywhere in the Pines except the Pantry. Very weird indeed.

Fun place

How horrible is the staff? We all spend gobs of money over the summer but then to use the bathroom during the day they won’t let you.

One of the worst dining experiences I have ever had. My meal was served after the rest of the table had been served and finished their mediocre meals. Unfortunately the rosemary chicken was under cooked and inedible. These people are incompetent and dangerous.