Malva Club

Don't come, it's a tourist trap, it's horrible, 100 pesos for a pair of socks, it's not worth it, save yourself the trouble.

This place is tiny, the DJ's talent is about as good as a Spotify playlist, and worst of all, the waiters try to rip you off with excuses like "I don't have a card reader" (it's 2026, after all), and they pull exorbitant prices out of thin air… Better go somewhere else. It's one of the worst spots in the Zona Rosa, a total tourist trap.

The minimum purchase to get a table is a bucket or bottle (on average $2,000), the atmosphere isn't that great, the DJ changes the song just when it's about to get to the good part

This place is scary. Both times I've dared to go in, I've been robbed. It gets so crowded that even if you're the most careful person in the world, they'll still manage to get away with it. I know there's no security in the Zona Rosa, it's nonexistent, so check out your staff and how they treat the few of us who still dare to go there... If you can avoid it, do so! Regards.

Excellent atmosphere, very good music

It's a good place, with a good atmosphere; it's recommended. Good treatment and service.