Theatro Club Málaga

IT SMELLS LIKE GOAT CHEESE

They won't let you in because of your skin color, they're disgusting.

Theatro Club was a major disappointment. The staff were unfriendly and unhelpful, which created a negative atmosphere from the start. The drinks were of very poor quality and among the worst I have had in a venue of this type. Considering the overall experience, I found very little to recommend here. There are far better places to spend an evening in Málaga. I would not return and would recommend giving this venue a miss.

Strange check-in and check-out process; it took me longer to get in than to leave. I paid €10 for entry, including a drink, after negotiating with the manager. The place was packed on a Saturday, and the crowd was quite relaxed. You can get a table for €500 for four bottles, but honestly, it's not worth it considering the small size of the place.

A terrible and frankly shocking experience. Last night, my brother was kicked out of the club in a completely disproportionate manner. He had entered wearing flip-flops without anyone at the entrance saying a word, and while he was dancing, he took them off and was barefoot. It might not have been the most appropriate behavior, but simply asking him to put his shoes back on would have sufficed. Instead, four bouncers grabbed him and forcibly removed him with exaggerated aggression, as if he were provoking a fight or endangering someone, when in reality we were simply dancing peacefully and there was no conflict. The worst part happened outside the club: an extremely arrogant bouncer started provoking us, pushing my brother and me and even telling us to "go back to our country." He also spat in my brother's face and pushed a friend of ours. A shameful scene, completely unbecoming of a place that should guarantee safety, not generate tension and aggression. I understand that a business has rules and enforces them, but here they crossed every line of professionalism and basic human decency. We will never return and I recommend avoiding this place.

I witnessed a scene where bouncers hurled insults at a man because he was with gay people. One of the bouncers grabbed the man by the arm until he passed out and then dragged him out by his feet. All this just to let in a girl and her friends they knew.

I wouldn't even think of recommending such a dive... they don't let men in wearing tank tops (dress shirts)... on a Sunday when there's hardly anyone around... and they pretend to be an "inclusive" place... well, it's not like they're lacking in security...

A very decent nightclub in Malaga, perfect for going out and having a good time with both locals and tourists. The place is very cool, although quite small. The bouncers and bartenders are top-notch.

Great show!

Great atmosphere!