If I had an urn, I would try to fit in!

English below. “Kas ma olen sind varem näinud?” Kaks naist kohtuvad ooteruumis. Ühel on number 45. Teisel 68. Nad räägivad. Teevad nalja. Ootavad. See, mis algab tavalise kohtumisena, muutub aeglaselt mänguliseks ja sürreaalseks rännakuks läbi valu, tüdrukuea, sõpruse ja nende kummaliste asjade, mida me teeme siis, kui tundub, et keegi ei kuula. If I Had an Urn, I Would Try! In on koomiline ja füüsiline lavastus ootamise kogemusest ja sellest, mis juhtub siis, kui ootamisest saab osa sinu elust. Sest kui kõik ootavad oma korda, siis kes saab esimesena kuuldud? Lavastaja: Leah Eliaan Esitajad: Rhode Gerrits ja Yasmin Sacha Le Comte Autor: Danique Dekker Kaasautorid: Merle Mooren, Anne Weges, Lisa Kim An Janssen, Gabrielle Hofmann & Lotte Diepman Muusika: Thijmen De Boer Eriline tänu: Jori Hermsen, Jessica Zeylmaker & dr Fan Wu #tallinnfringe2026 “Have I seen you before?” Two women meet in a waiting room. One has number 45. The other has 68. They talk. They joke. They wait. What starts as an ordinary encounter slowly turns into a playful, surreal journey through pain, girlhood, friendship and the strange things we do when nobody seems to listen. If I Had an Urn, I Would Try to Fit! In is a comedic and physical performance about the experience of waiting — and what happens when waiting becomes part of your life. Because when everyone is waiting for their turn, who gets heard first? Directed by Leah Eliaan Performed by Rhode Gerrits and Yasmin Sacha Le Comte Written by Danique Dekker Co-written by: Merle Mooren, Anne Weges, Lisa Kim An Janssen, Lotte Diepman & Gabrielle Hofmann Music by Thijmen De Boer Special thanks to Jori Hermsen, Jessica Zeylmaker & Dr Fan Wu #tallinnfringe2026