Chicago Night Club

Hey guys I went to this place its a bit slow until you get in to it and everything goes awesome

It's one of the best clubs, excellent customer service, gorgeous girls, everything is a 10!!

Super!!! The girls are beautiful, the service is amazing, I'll definitely come again😍

It was amazing, the girls are great, I really liked it.

10/10 Definitely will come here again !

ATTENTION! INSTRUCTIONS! "How to Avoid Being a Fool in a Strip Club" A checklist for surviving in the strip industry, so you don't become another tourist who's been ripped off faster than corn grows on a south-facing slope. Based on the circus people describe in reviews. Short, harsh, and true to our language. "Son, don't let them beat you up in a strip club." 1. Don't trust the club's threshold. If a club says, "We allow couples... sometimes... if the Moon is in Pisces," then you've already realized they're targeting your wallet, not you. Write to yourself: if they don't allow women, they're up to something. 2. Ask prices in advance, like at the Balti market. If the menu is hidden further than a Moldovan's wedding money, then be prepared: a $300 private party will turn into two songs, three sighs, and an existential crisis. 3. Specify the duration of the service down to the minute. "Private for an hour" in the industry sometimes means: "While the music is playing... and if the DJ is drinking tea, you're already free." Specify down to the second, as if it were a government procurement tender. - Not "approximately." - Not "as the DJ plays." - Minutes, seconds, Moldovan time, so they don't make faces later as if it's your fault the songs are short. 4. "Pick-up girls" (common in the industry) Watch who's approaching you! If it's a waiter, good. If a "cute girl" suddenly approaches you, too sweet, too fast, and says, "I like you"... and even knows your future card balance... Run! It's not fate, it's a plant. She'll work on you faster than a grandmother shells sunflower seeds. 5. Don't trust offers of a "VIP program just for you" The phrase "just for you, so handsome" translates as "we found another one." You'll be the only one leaving exclusively, without any money. It's like "house wine" at your neighbor's: it seems exclusive, but in the morning you have a headache and no money. 6. Check your bill as if you were paying for a wedding. Make sure it doesn't include: - VIP air, - premium ice, - "dance towards the guest," - "reserved chair." - "The staff's smile" 7. If you come with a girl, the club might pretend you're with the enemy. Some clubs are more afraid of women than they are of the tax authorities. If they don't let you in, it means there's a subtle scheme, and your girl could ruin the establishment's economy with a single glance. So they're not afraid of you... but of the money they're losing. 8. Politeness of the staff is an indicator that you're about to get your hair cut. If everyone is too nice, as if you're their godson, hold your wallet with both hands. Bottom line: Don't be a simpleton. Strip clubs are like a watermelon on the highway: sweet on the outside, but you'll only find out what's inside when it's too late.

Well, girls, my friend tasted foot. No photos, we were kicked out. All in all, I'd go back.

They don't accept women in the club, you have to warn them, a waste of time!

A club that's closed on Saturday nights?!