Honkers 3: Ye Ole Honkers

My liege, your presence is formally requested for an evening of merriment and tomfoolery. Expect fire, feasting, and ren faire festivities.
Welcome to Honkers!, an all-clown carnival at Harold's Haunt.
Carnival, we say? Yes! Get ready for games, prizes, face painting, and, of course, an all-clown variety show!
In response to selling out and over the last two year, we'll have two showings of the variety show: 7pm and 9pm. The games and shenanigans will go all night long!
Gas up your clown car, grab your friends, and come out for the silliest, sexiest, squeakiest night of the year!
Prepare your pantaloons, because this party is going to be HONKERS.