Bar Illumined

Hi, I'll be in Milan soon and I've heard a lot of good things about this place. I wanted to ask you kindly if there are any foreigners there. I have a weakness for Arabs and Black people. Let me know. Thanks, see you soon.

Not too sure what the negative reviews are about from English speakers. I came in last night and despite the large language barrier between myself and the lovely owner he did a really hospitable job at explaining the Card system in Italy and warmly welcomed me to his club where I met lots of beautiful boys and had a lot of fun. Will be repaying a visit before I leave!

They're so incredibly rude

I've never had as much fun as I did at this place. Beautiful location, super friendly staff, and a friendly and entertaining bartender. If you're looking for a place to spend a few hours relaxing and having fun, this is the place for you.

Very good and hot.

We missed the best bartender in the place. Super adorable Bambi. The place deserves 100,000 stars.

In my opinion the worst cruising Place in Milan: Dirty, stinky, aged location and you'll find only old and ugly people inside. I recommend going to "Hot Dog Milano" or "Depot Milano" instead. Much Better service and much much better customers.

Top place! If you find Bambi at the bar, you'll have a great time ❤️

“Spectacular gay bar. I went in for a drink, left with crooked heels, lipstick everywhere, and a saved number like ‘Maurizio gym 😘’. Top music, dangerous cocktails, and way too many compliments on my outfit. 10/10.”

The older gentleman is incredibly rude, always extremely annoyed, even at the first, simplest requests for information (which is normal for someone who's never been to your place and is simply asking how it works because they don't know it the first time). My foreign friends, too, report being treated terribly, without a shred of patience or understanding. I'll add: these places are full of well-informed faces, so be careful. The customer will remember how they're treated and never come back. 👎🏻