Varla Jean’s Unlike a Virgin

After putting her career first for over three decades and recently turning 29, Varla Jean Merman has realized her biological clock is in danger of grinding to a halt. Having “auditioned” many, many, many eager donors, she is thrilled to announce that she is expecting…to see you at her newest show! In UNLIKE A VIRGIN, everyone’s favorite daffy drag diva invites you to take a deep dive into the shallow end of the gene pool as she explores the mysteries of motherhood. Live on stage, Varla will give birth to eye-popping costumes, voluminous wigs, and hilarious new songs guaranteed to make your water break.