Hôtel Šumarice

If I had eaten the cheapest pate from the supermarket, I would have done better.

I wouldn't even serve this food at a funeral, the waiter had a tantrum while serving me meat and some mysterious mixture that I guess is supposed to be a metaphor for mashed potatoes. Meat is also of mysterious origin, so if you want a mystery or those thriller movies, this is the kind of restaurant with food that Friday the 13th would be filmed at. I should also add that in the food you get there is a chance that you will get an eco system, so that's cool, so I'll give it 2 stars (also a risk for worms, parasites and other viruses from Antarctica, the most polluted parts of Asia and the like). My mom warned me about places like this but I didn't listen to her, so listen to me and bring food from home. (edit: when I found a picture of the food, it reminded me of the trauma I went through, so still 1 star)

Food is good if you're steeling yourself for constipation. One bite of puree and everything they give you at CZ will be a higher level gastronomic adventure for your taste buds. The steak can be used as a cold weapon.

if i couldnt taste anything and i were blind food would be decent

The food is terrible, waiters are rude they dont want to give me water. I bet that i will get a hentaivirus because of this food.

I'd rather go through food containers with the homeless than eat here.

ass

The waiters are rude and impolite, for an ice cream that costs 160 dinars you get half a scoop, the food is not nice, the soup is terrible and stinks, the room stinks.

One of the nicest places in town with by far the worst service. Introduce self-service when you don't even know how to hire enough waiters. You ruin my experience every time. Horrible.