LEWDicrous: Choose Your Own Adventure (Vol. 2) In 3 weeks
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LEWDicrous: Choose Your Own Adventure (Vol. 2)

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Friday, 04 December 2026 · 7:00 PM – 10:00 PM Hoku Events on Madison, Portland, United States
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About the event

Last December, the audience screamed with delight as their choices shaped a ridiculous, sexy, utterly unpredictable adventure through a post-apocalyptic world left in ashes by a scorned witch. It was such a blast that Choose Your Own Adventure is now an annual LEWDicrous tradition. That's right, Volume 2 is a whole new chapter of deliciously debaucherous mayhem. Join another burlesque and drag odyssey where you decide what happens next. Will you choose danger or desire, comedy or chaos? Every twist, every turn, every tassel is up to you. You are the hero of this story. Or the villain. Or maybe just a tipsy bystander yelling, "Hubba Hubba!"
Presiding over the madness is the feverishly inspired, questionably stable narrator, Victor Von Dextrous, who will guide you through a story so absurd, so seductive, and so spectacularly unpredictable that even the performers won't know where it's headed. Do you open the door to glitter and glory? Turn to page 43. Do you descend into the dungeon of debauchery? Turn to page 69. (Of course.)
This year there will be more acts, more choices, and an almost entirely new cast of characters. A few familiar faces will return, but the story is completely new. Your decisions will shape the narrative and determine when acts take the stage. Together, make up a delightfully deranged, beautifully bizarre adventure — and everyone gets to be part of the fun.
Featuring solo performances by:

Nick Lacy
Dria Dore
Ry Bread
Luna DeLyte
Rob Thee 2nd
Zepheur
Amber Dextrous
Anna Nymph

Plus: A special group performance by the fabulous trio Rebelle Rouge.
And: For the first time ever, the signature Improv Roulette is going group. The fabulous troublemakers of the burlesque troupe SassHole will take on an improv challenge live onstage, bringing the story to its thrilling conclusion—as chosen by you, the audience.
LEWDicrous is funded in part by the Regional Arts & Culture Council and the Office of Arts & Culture.

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