Beyond — Beyond Club

If Vauxhall is the Vatican of gay clubbing, then the Beyond gay club is the Pope in a harness.

For years, this has been the place to go when you’re not quite ready to call it a night. The parties here start when most normal people are asleep—aka Saturday night into Sunday morning and beyond (literally). This is not a club for the weak. You will sweat. You will dance. You may question your entire life at sunrise while someone named Javier whispers sweet nothings into your ear.

Beyond isn’t just a party; it’s a London institution, the spiritual home of big-room house beats, laser shows, and muscular men in suspiciously tight shorts. We once went “just to check it out” and ended up leaving 12 hours later, still clutching an energy drink and wondering if we’d transcended into another realm.

At one point, Seby and I thought we’d cracked the code: arrive “early,” take it easy, and leave before sunrise like responsible adults. Cut to 8 AM, and we’re still on the dance floor, shirtless, delirious, and emotionally invested in a DJ drop that felt like a religious experience.

Tickets: At the door, but sign up for the Beyond Membership Card for free entry before 1 AM, queue jump, and first dibs on pre-sale tickets.
Where: Beyond Club, Vauxhall.
When: Every Saturday evening, well into Sunday afternoon